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BIG POT!









* I wasn't going to blog today ~ it's been a busy one, and I was hoping Shane might get home tonight as he's delivering here in Ohio. But his clock has run out of driving hours and he's still waiting to be unloaded, so he'll be spending the night at the Pilot. Bummer.


No wonder I had "sticky keys". And still do. *Sigh*. It was impossible to get it completely cleaned out, and when I tried to get the whole base out it sort of stuck in the middle and wouldn't budge, no matter how I tried to pull at it. I now have a slightly bent , non-working keyboard. I should learn to leave things alone.


Junior. He's never going to win any beauty contests and he's likely to remain a scrawny, sickly thing. But that doesn't matter to me. He's just lovely.


I'm moving over some of the blogs and photos mentioning Junior, my beloved and MUCH missed cat from the Tree Farm. He was My Cat for a couple of years and I was totally in love with him. We'd hoped that when we got an apartment we'd be able to bring him with us, but this place we're in now isn't suitable at all so we decided to leave him with his Momma and cousins back at the Tree Farm. Sadly, about the time we were moving here in April this year, he disappeared, and despite Pops and Roger keeping an eye out and going looking for him, he never turned back up. We can only think the worst.
He'd found his way to us in late December 2010, the runt of that Spring's litter and then having tangled badly with a raccoon in the Fall. He was near to death - face all ripped up, a bag of skin and bone, and he'd crawled under the hot water tank fireplace outside our camper to die. His chest was so congested he sounded like he was drowning, and he could barely stand. Shane said we should let nature take its course and let him die, at least in some warmth. So I went along with that and made the decision along with Shane not to feed him or tend to him. This was country life, and it's hard as Hell.
But Shane gave in first, lol, and started feeding Junior juice from a tin of tuna with a dropper. I cleaned his face each day with cotton balls, built him a wood platform at the side of the tank with a towel to sleep on so his face wouldn't be constantly in the dirt adding to his breathing problems, and started giving him Vitamin C in his food. He was still really sickly and we didn't expect him to live. But he did... and I spent the next couple of years with My Cat, who totally stole my heart and became one of the most important things in my life.
You wouldn't believe how much I miss him. I can hardly walk by the cat food in the store without choking up, and I know I'll shed a few tears tonight while I'm moving my memories of him here. I know in my heart that he's dead - either run over or got into another fight with something he shouldn't have on the Tree Farm. But at least his life was happy with us, and he knew he was loved.






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The following is a genuine open letter written by a real Public Defender. I heard it read out on a radio podcast this morning and thought it was more than worth the effort of playing it back, sentence by sentence, so I could scribble it down and type it up to share with you guys. Some adult content, and definitely "no holds barred".

These are GENUINE answers given by contestants on various quiz shows on radio and television in the UK. After my stint on "The Weakest Link", where I got to the final and answered "what boy's name, beginning with 'L', comes before 'Corporal' to give a rank in the British Army?" with "George?", I shouldn't really laugh... but I just can't help myself! 
Thanks for the email Andy... this is one of the funniest ones I've read forEVAR!
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) |
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Jeremy Paxman: |
What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? |
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Contestant: |
Homosexuals. |
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Jeremy Paxman: |
No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
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Jamie Theakston: |
Where do you think Cambridge Universityis? |
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Contestant: |
Geography isn't my strong point. |
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Jamie Theakston: |
There's a clue in the title. |
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Contestant: |
Leicester
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BBC NORFOLK |
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Stewart White: |
Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? |
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Contestant: |
I don't know. |
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Stewart White: |
I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? |
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Contestant: |
Arm |
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Stewart White: |
Correct And if you're not weak, you're...? |
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Contestant: |
Strong. |
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Stewart White: |
Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name? |
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Contestant: |
Louis |
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Stewart White: |
Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World? |
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Contestant: |
Frank Sinatra?
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LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS ) |
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Alex Trelinski: |
What is the capital of Italy ? |
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Contestant: |
France. |
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Trelinski: |
France is another country Try again. |
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Contestant: |
Oh, um, Benidorm. |
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Trelinski: |
Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon? |
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Contestant: |
Sorry, I don't know. |
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Trelinski: |
Just guess a country then |
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Contestant: |
Paris.
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THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2) |
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Anne Robinson: |
Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party? |
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Contestant: |
The Conservative Party.
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BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON ) |
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DJ Mark: |
For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope? |
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Ruth from Rowley Regis: |
I think I know that one. Is it Jewish? |
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE |
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Bamber Gascoyne: |
What was Gandhi's first name? |
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Contestant: |
Goosey? |
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GWR FM ( Bristol ) |
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Presenter: |
What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ? |
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Contestant: |
I don't know, I wasn't watching it then. |
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PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO� MANCHESTER ) |
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Phil: |
What's 11 squared? |
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Contestant: |
I don't know. |
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Phil: |
I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle. |
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Contestant: |
Is it five?
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RICHARD AND JUDY |
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Richard: |
Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman? |
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Forrest Gump. |
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RICHARD AND JUDY |
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Richard: |
On which street did Sherlock Holmes live? |
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Er. .. .. |
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Richard: |
He makes bread . . . |
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Contestant: |
Er . .... |
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Richard: |
He makes cakes . . . |
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Contestant: |
Kipling Street?
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LINCS FM PHONE-IN |
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Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world? |
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Barcelona. |
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Presenter: |
I was really after the name of a country. |
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I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .
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NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1) |
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Question: |
What is the world's largest continent? |
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The Pacific.
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ROCK FM ( PRESTON ) |
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Presenter: |
Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci. |
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV) |
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Steve Le Fevre: |
What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918? |
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Magna Carta?
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JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC) |
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James O'Brien: |
How many kings of England have been called Henry? |
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Contestant: |
Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three? |
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CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL ) |
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Chris Searle: |
In which European country isMount Etna? |
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Caller: |
Japan. |
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Chris Searle: |
I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. |
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Caller: |
Er ..... Mexico ?
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Paul Wappat: |
How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israellast? |
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Fourteen days.
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Daryl Denham: |
In which country would you spend shekels? |
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Holland? |
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Daryl Denham: |
Try the next letter of the alphabet. |
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Iceland? Ireland ? |
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It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ? |
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No. |
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PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR) |
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Phil Wood: |
What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible? |
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Er. ... .. |
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Phil Wood: |
It's got two syllables . . Kor . . |
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Blimey? |
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Phil Wood: |
Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .. |
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(Silence) |
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Phil Wood: |
OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . . |
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Walked?
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THE VAULT |
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Melanie Sykes: |
What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? |
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Nostalgia. |
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LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB) |
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What religion was Guy Fawkes? |
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Jewish. |
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Presenter: |
That's close enough. |
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We're pondering an Apple
A new toy we can grapple
Is there such a word as "frapple"?
The rhyming's hard, you see.
The "crash reports" are growing
At least it isn't snowing
The wind has started blowing
I need to have a wee.
I need to calm my Karma
Before I do some harm-a
I wish I was a farmer
Of Mary Jane for me.
I'm going to have a be-er
And give myself some chee-er
In the morning I hope I'm here
We'll have to wait and see.
So please send me your wishes
(I'm married so no kisses
It's all just hits and misses
Good night! Sweet dreams to thee.


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LaundroMat.
The couple entered the LaundroMat and her eyes opened wide in amazement. WOW! So many machines! At least 20? 25? and whole rows of dryers along two walls. The bright fluorescent light above bounced back off the machines, the glare strong and yellow. What a difference to the local launderette she'd known 'back home', with its half a dozen washers and two dryers, dingy and uninviting. This one even had pinball! And vending machines for drinks and snacks! Wow. Back home you had to nip round the corner to the cafe and hope your stuff was still there when you got back!
He loaded a large, industrial sized machine with their bedding, while she piled the clothing into three smaller washers.
"How much liquid do you want in these?" she asked.
He looked over her shoulder.
"Usually, we put the detergent in first" he said.
Oops! She grinned sheepishly and rummaged through the clothing in each machine, digging a hole to the bottom into which he poured the liquid. He lined up rows of quarters into the slots on each one, and she slammed them home, setting them off and running. Twenty minutes to go! Enough time to go out and pick up groceries. Amazing that you could leave and not worry about the busy machines being left unattended!
A pair of grey flannel jog pants tumbled around forlornly, wondering where its friend, the 'not so white right now' dressing gown was. Oh dear. *Sigh...* she'd forgotten it. She'd be annoyed when she realised. And the pants would miss the shrieks and laughter that emitted from her when pants and gown played together, combining their release of static electricity in a shower of tiny blue sparks which crackled over her dancing legs.
Several odd socks, thoroughly soapy and sudsy, crossed paths occasionally and nodded, each hoping fervently to be reunited with its partner when they got back home. Otherwise it would be "back in the corner with you, damn odd sock!", as she would cheerily throw them back with the other misfits. Oh the ignominy of being an Odd Sock!
A soft, pink, cable-knitted sweater luxuriated in the hot water, pleased to feel the dust and dirt being gently teased out of its fibres. Always 'kept for best' in another life, it was now resigned to being an 'everyday' object in the harsh temperatures of its new home. At least it was secure in the knowledge of still being the favourite sweater.
Two bras met mid-cycle. Straps entangling, metal hooks clawing at each other. One plain, white and practical; the other black and lacy - a bit of frippery. Who would win the battle for supremacy? They were violently flung apart during the fast spin, smashed against their respective sides of the drum. Bosom-less cups heaving, they grudgingly called a truce and decided to coexist, 50/50, as the circumstances called for.
The couple returned to find everything as it should be. Apart from them, and two women folding their laundry across the other side of the room, the LaundroMat was empty. The couple piled their clean, spun things into several dryers and set them going. She had fancied herself as a bit of a 'pinball wizard' way back when, and felt quite excited when money was fed into the machine and she spun off her first ball. It seemed that she had become a little rusty over the years, and he beat her score easily. She didn't mind; she was having fun!
She took out her camera for a couple of snaps of this gargantuan place. He positioned himself protectively between her and the two women, guarding their right to privacy from the prying eyes of the lens.
The radio, quietly on in the background, selected old rock songs and gave them out almost reverently, evoking memories and singing from her. He opened a dryer to see how it was doing, and she danced over to take out the dry clothes.
"Bouncy little git" he said, fondly.
She smiled and looked at him sideways.
"Well I've never been called that before!" she replied, before bouncing back to the table to start folding.
♫"Swee-eet Home Ala-bama, where the skies are so blue..."♫
A pair of his beat up work jeans with ripped knees and tattered pockets breathed a sigh of relief to find itself at the bottom of the pile of folded workwear. Respite for a few days, at least! Its counterparts could bear the brunt of the daily grind instead, while it rested in the dark, quiet silence of the closet.
A pair of her jeans, thickly embroidered down one side with subtly-coloured flowers and butterflies, lay smugly on another pile, knowing that it would never be likely to suffer such hardship! They only came out for trips into town!
The big fleece blanket trapped layers of hot air into itself as the couple folded it together. They would be grateful for its comforting newly-washed softness and warmth that night, it thought, pleased with itself and its role.
She set the clothes and towels and bedding into their respective piles before returning them to the plastic bags they'd been brought along in. The socks and underwear were shoved unceremoniously into a bag together - she would sort them out when they got home. The odd socks waited in anticipation, hope and worry, keeping their toes crossed; their dilemma still to be decided.
Bags were loaded back into the truck and the couple headed home. Their respective books sat together companionably on the seat, untouched and unread. Looks like they ended up only coming along for the ride...