September 18, 2012
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It’s Bill’s fault.
I did a bit of late-night grocery shopping at WalMart on my way home from work tonight. I was looking for a certain bottle of wine I’ve become fond of recently that I usually buy in Meijers, “Rex Goliath Free Range Red”, which has a picture of a large rooster on the bottle. It’s rather delicious.
An assistant asked me if they could help me. My tired mind wasn’t quite with it.
“Yes, please. Do you happen to stock giant cock? I’m looking for one of the big bottles…”
Oh god.
Comments (7)
AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Damn that Bill and his Giant Cock!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am seeing a pattern here. You not only wanted Giant cock, but, wanted a BIG bottle..whatever it takes to satisfy the ,,,ummmm,,, thirst….right?
OMG LMAO , what did the clerk do????
Oh my, so funny! I really enjoyed this one!
@PattyM57 - Their eyes opened up a bit and they said nothing – while I starting laughing so hard my eyes were leaking, lol! I managed an apology before saying “it doesn’t matter” and heading off with my cart, giggling all the way round the rest of the store and getting funny looks.
“The Giant Cock – Corrupting minds on both sides of the Atlantic for 6 years”